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Testing the Tie That Binds

I reckon the non-profit foundation which is trying to recruit a couple to go on a “bare-bones,” 501 day trip to Mars and back — in a wee capsule with 600 cu feet of living space for the two of them –...

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It Was Entirely Blossom’s Fault

If it weren’t for Blossom, dearie, loitering on the nest all day, I wouldn’t have a flat tire. She seems to have gone broody, in an off-hand sort of way, and spends so much time dozing on the nest that...

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Does It Pop For You?

Forrest Gump was right, you know.  Life is like a box of chocolates, and I’ll be dipped if I’m not getting one caramel after another.  I’m chewing as fast as I can, but every now and then I run into a...

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MM Discovers Ebay — Oh, Lordy!

I know, I know.  Ebay was discovered years ago, but just not by me.  I’d been avoiding it, frankly.  Well, not anymore.  I fear a monster in the making.  Australia Post is already hiring new workers to...

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Message in a Bottle

I’m wondering what the modern day equivalent of a message in a bottle might be?  And whether people still do that–put messages in a bottles and toss them into the sea.  I suppose it would be...

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Goodbye Rotten Penmanship!

My penmanship is so bad that if I’d been born before typewriters I could never have become a writer.  I’ve always had rotten penmanship.  So do my kids, so I’m guessing it’s genetic.  I hate to have to...

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There’s No Spaghetti on This Girl’s Carpet!

I’m so excited!  I’ve just bought a new painting.  Those of you who are of an Australian Persuasion will recognize immediately from the title that the painting is by artist Pro Hart.  I’ll get to the...

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Here’s Some News to Chew Over. . .

Washington Pigs Get the Munchies Did Your Last Pork Ribs Tickle Your Fancy a Little More Than Usual?  Did you and your friends ham it up a bit after dinner?  Do you get the giggles when you think about...

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How to Hug a Cow

Last week it was pigs getting the munchies; this week it’s hugging livestock.  I hope you don’t get the idea that I have some sort of fixation on farm animals. The  fact is, I don’t really know much...

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In a Manor of Speaking

It’s fair to say, I do have my knickers in a knot at the moment.  I’m in the throes of negotiating real estate contracts.  Both buying and selling.  I have no idea whether either of the contracts will...

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I Think the Real Estate God/dess Is Toying With Me

Curses!  Everything is collapsing in a heap and I’m down near the steamy end.  My beautiful offer and counter-offer documents have fallen in a hole and are about to be buried under the wait of...

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On the Move, But Homeless

I have to be out of my house in a couple weeks, but I don’t yet have anywhere to go.  The guy from the moving company came on Monday to give me a quote.  It will take two containers and three days to...

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The Black Hole Called Real Estate

Okay, this isn’t fun any more.  I feel like I’ve been sucked into a black hole and I can’t find out how to get spat out again.  I think I’ve sold my house, but there is apparently still a wee risk that...

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The Sound of Packing Tape

I’m  sitting here contemplating the weirdness of things around me:  the sound of packing tape being rippppped from it’s peaceful round spool, against the background of Don Mclean singing Bye-Bye, Miss...

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Where is the Meandering Matriarch Now?

  Gone Fishin’ Well, MOVING, actually Back on August 1st, if not before Don’t worry;  the chooks are coming too…eventually. Tell you more about that later.   Meanwhile I’m definitely NOT having fun...

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The Saga Continues…In The Wrong Direction

I’ve stopped asking ” What ELSE could possibly go wrong?”  Because the answer is always right there waiting to leap out at me.  This real estate caper has become a farce.  Almost Keystone Cop-like,...

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Camping In

I feel like a squatter in my own home.  But what else makes sense?  I have power (heat), a gas stove to cook on, hot showers, and a dandy new blow-up bed.   What else do I need?  A buyer, maybe.  But,...

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Bad Karma? Or Just Lousy Planning?

Am I just a lousy planner, or what?  Yes, I’m still homeless, and now you can add disabled to the list of my current inadequacies.  I’m not fishing for the sympathy vote here– though a little chocolate...

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The Diary of a Whale

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that a whale’s Major Life Events — feast, famine, exposure to pollution, hormonal changes, stress levels — can now be charted.  They’re all there, recorded for...

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Roasted potato frittata with onions and peppers

Reblogged from Angies Grapevine: Roasted potato frittata with onions and peppers 1 large russet potato Olive oil to coat Sprinkle of salt, pepper and cayenne pepper 1 tbsp butter 1 onion, diced 1/4...

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